Armless Florida Man Stabs Tourist With A Pair Of Scissors

This story caught our eye so we had to find out more! An armless Florida Man stabbed a tourist with a pair of scissors.

The tourist from Chicago, Cesar Coronado, was visiting South Beach and decided to ask a homeless man for directions. Little did Coronado know that the homeless man he talked to was Jonathan Dale Crenshaw. Crenshaw is known to the area as the armless street artist. It appears that the armless Florida Man wasn't thrilled with being thought of as Google Maps and attacked the Chicago tourist. First, Crenshaw punched the tourist in the head, then grabbed a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed Coronado! "I'm not from here, and this is not what I came for. I came for a vacation," Coronado told NBC 6. "I just said, 'do you know where this is?' but as soon as I talked, the only thing he reacted was — he just cut me."

The police eventually caught Crenshaw who told them a different story. He said the tourist came up to him and punched him in the head. Crenshaw said he used the scissors to stab the man in order to protect himself. The police didn't believe Crenshaw's story and arrested him, charging him with aggravated battery. Here's the Florida Man's mugshot:

[SOURCE Penn Live/Local 12]

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