Florida Man Uses Ramen Noodles As A Weapon

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 16: View of dashi, finishing fat, Katsuobushi salt, shio tare ramen finished dish during Chef Ivan Orkin’s The Secret to Ramen class at The 8th…

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Food is supposed to bring us together but sadly, sometimes it gets used for bad purposes like in this story. A Florida man used ramen noodles as a weapon.

This all started when our Florida man, Brandon Smith, wanted to put his dog on the bed. The unidentified woman Smith was with didn't want the dog on the bed. Smith got angry, picked up a pot of hot ramen noodles from the stove and hurled the noodles at the woman. The victim tried to escape from Smith but he repeatedly hit her with the hot pot.

Smith told the police a different story. He said the woman got out of bed and started to chase the dog. During that chase, she allegedly fell into the pot of ramen noodles...that was on the stove.

The police arrested Smith on charges of domestic battery.

[SOURCE Tampa Free Press]

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