Man Gives Passionate Plea For City Council To Rename Boneless Chicken Wings
A man is pretty passionate about chicken wings and the fact they should not be called boneless.
Ander Christensen, who is from Lincoln Nebraska says: “our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning. Treating them as if they are normal.”
Wait…what? Are we still talking about chicken wings?
He wants the term banned because boneless wings don’t come from the bone of a chicken. They’re just chicken tenders – already boneless. And Kids are afraid of meat on bones. “We would be disgusted if a butcher were mislabeling their cuts of meat… I don’t go and order ‘boneless’ tacos… I don’t ask for ‘boneless auto repair.’ It’s just what’s expected.”
He says we’ve been living a lie for far too long. And we know it, because we can feel it in our bones.” Get it…
OK. I guess I’m not surprised. it’s 2020.
What else is going on in the world today?