Florida Man In Largo Tells Police "Just Take Me To Jail"

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Florida Mani in Largo tells police, "Just take me to jail." A man in Largo was arrested after he stole boots from Walmart on Thursday, police say. According to an arrest report, Kyle Futch was spotted on Walmart video surveillance taking a pair of boots from the store without paying for them.

Police say they found the suspect at his home. Apparently, Futch didn’t put up too much of a fuss. When police came to his home, reports say Futch told police “I know why ya’ll are here, for the Walmart thing. Just take me to jail.”

Futch faces a petty theft charge, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.

[Source: WFLA]

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