Porch Pirate’s Day Ruined By Science Nerd
I’m only about halfway through watching as I type this. I just could put it up on our site fast enough because it’s brilliant. I just said to myself this is what Macaulay Culkin would do as a grown up if there was a Home Alone 13. Then sure enough seconds later, the guy reveals Kevin McAllister is his inspiration.
A porch pirate victim decided to get revenge. He’s a science genius with a LOT of spare time on his hands. The level of detail will blow your mind.
By the way, Florida police have come up with a similar game plan. Decoy packages are being strategically placed in areas where porch pirates have hit. I don’t know if glitter is one of their tactics though.
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