HOMESTEAD, FL - SEPTEMBER 05: Bare shelves are seen after the water supply was emptied out if a grocery store by people as they prepare for Hurricane Irma on September 5, 2017 in Homestead, Florida. It's still too early to know where the direct impact of the hurricane will take place but the state of Florida is in the area of possible landfall. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

I’m sorry. With all the social media stuff about sandbag locations, lines at gas stations, spaghetti models, empty water shelves… I need to deal with the stress about Hurricane Irma in my own way. By making dumb jokes on Twitter.

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