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This man is my hero. If you grew up having Super Soaker wars with your friends, you know choosing the right weapon is key. Don’t think you’ll lose if you’re on this guy’s team.

The water shoots out at 272 miles per hour.

Needless to say, kids, don’t try this at home.

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