Tom Brady snack choice…sometimes he feels like a nut. TB12 says he eats 30 to 50 of them a day. And for guys like me Tom’s age who wake up groaning, perhaps we should skip the drive thru and take note. On his weekly podcast, Tom Brady says he is “a big almond guy” and that he consumes a few dozen a day. Healthline reports that eating just an ounce of almonds gives you about 1/3 of your Vitamin E, Manganese and Magnesium. They’re low carb too and are loaded with antioxidants. And if you have diabetes, they can help control your blood sugar. Plus they make you less hungry because they have protein and fiber.

But enough of what the medical experts say. Amateur hour comedians of Twitter have given their take on Tom Brady’s snack tip.

• Celebrating A Bucs Win

  So far the Bucs are 2-0. So that means 2 extra almonds to splurge.

  Tom Brady is going to celebrate with an extra almond tonight

  — Brian Gaar (@briangaar) February 8, 2021

• Almond Side Effect: Bad Fashion Choices

  C’mon Tom.  You can afford a mirror bro.

  Me : “there’s no way Tom Brady could be more punchable.”
  Tom Brady : “Hold my almond milk” pic.twitter.com/31umWCLFjc

  — Lev Inger (@levinger89) May 8, 2018

• Not An Almond Fan?

  Nor am I. So liquify!

  Father’s Day breakfast smoothie taking a page out of the @TB12sports @TomBrady playbook: berries, banana, chia & flax seeds, almonds, Greek yogurt, avocado, water pic.twitter.com/jzLzstvIGb

  — Andrew Merle (@AndrewMerle) June 21, 2020

• On Bad Days...

  Sometimes we eat our feelings.

  Tom Brady is probably eating his feelings right now.*
  
  *7 extra almonds, and 1 extra avocado

  — The Book of Boba Brett (@Snywalker) January 5, 2020

• You Can Be A Super Hero Too...

  Tom eats almonds. Be like Tom.

  Me every time I eat an almond: "this must be what Tom Brady feels like"

  — Stephanie Copley (@StephCopley) April 23, 2021

• But Those Subway Ads?

  He’ll have the ham and cheese footlong.  Just hold the ham.  And the cheese.  And the bread.

  Imagine a 🐐 endorsing something he or she doesn’t consume religiously https://t.co/x5nj9n3xSY pic.twitter.com/tMMm4mOu3w

  — Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) June 29, 2021

• That Infamous Day He Strayed From The Almond Diet...

  Tequila and almonds are apparently a bad mix.

  Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila https://t.co/vew2otBw5T

  — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) February 10, 2021

• Fascinating But True Math!

  Let’s win another almond this year. I mean ring.

  Tom Brady has as many Super Bowl rings as the number of almonds he’ll eat tonight to celebrate.

  — Dave Shaw (@TheRealDaveShaw) February 8, 2021

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