Are You One Of Tampa Bay’s Smart Drinkers? Take The Test. Is there such a thing as a smart drinker? Apparently, half of Americans think there is such a thing, and, they are also smart drinkers. Are you? This survey found that 52% of respondents considered themselves a “smart drinker,” meaning they do certain things before and while imbibing. Are you a smart drinker? Do you have a specific drinking strategy? Any hard and fast rules you follow when you know you will be having adult beverages? Any special “safe” places you can drink in Tampa Bay? Take the test and see if you get 6 for 6 below.