SEGMENT 1: MEET GRADY JUDD

·        Introduction to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd

·        Why he’s loved:

o   King of press conferences

o   Entertaining delivery

o   Uses props: chains, cash, photos

o   Known for going viral on social media

·        Co-host banter: “You know it’s going to be good when Grady logs on.”

SEGMENT 2: THE INCIDENT

·        Set the scene:

o   Deputies get report of a 51-year-old man named Walter — naked in a public park

o   Deputies arrive, he’s dressed but trespassing → told to leave

o   He walks across to the railroad tracks and causes another scene

o   Arrested for trespassing again

·        Body scan procedure in jail

·        The twist:

“Walter had… a full-size thermos inside his body.”

SEGMENT 3: THE PRESS CONFERENCE

·        Grady Judd explains:

o   Thermos was “up the exit ramp”

o   Jokes while sipping from his own thermos: “Not this one!”

·        Description of the x-ray:

o   “This wasn’t peeking out — this was in there.”

o   Emergency surgery was needed

o   Could’ve been fatal if left inside

SEGMENT 4: “WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?”

·        Co-host reactions:

o   “Physics?”

o   “Procedure?”

o   “He wasn’t thinking — probably meth involved.”

·        Walter’s record: 25 prior arrests

·        A moment of bizarre appreciation for the sheer absurdity of the situation

SEGMENT 5: WHY GRADY JUDD WINS THE INTERNET AGAIN

·        Sheriff’s mastery of storytelling and public awareness

·        Polk County PR team shout-out

·        “Thank you, Walter, for the wildest story we’ve heard this week.”