1. INTRO / TEASER

• Hosts banter:
• Set the scene: “Right now, we’re in the middle of a Second Date Update — trying to help Missy reconnect with Todd.”
• Mention that Missy thought everything went great.

2. RECAP OF THE FIRST DATE

• Host dialogue:
• Missy’s side: “She said the date went great — good food, good conversation, he was a total gentleman.”
• “She’s confused — she even reached out first, which, you know, is a big step!”
• Set up the call: “Let’s get Todd on the phone and see what happened.”

3. CALL WITH TODD

• Todd joins the call.
• Hosts thank him for coming on, explain the situation briefly.
• Todd hesitates but agrees to talk.
• Todd’s explanation:
• “She’s a good woman, but she has… interesting views.”
• Hosts probe: “Interesting how? Political?”
• Todd: “No, dinosaurs.”
• Hosts react:
• Surprise, laughter, disbelief.
• “Wait — dinosaurs?”
• Todd explains:
• Missy doesn’t believe dinosaurs ever existed.
• Thinks fossils and museums are “a ploy” to make money.
• Hosts recap and react with humor.

4. MISSY JOINS THE CALL

• Hosts bring Missy on.
• “Missy, you’ve been listening — does that sound right?”
• Missy defends herself:
• Says she’s being judged for having “a different opinion.”
• Claims dinosaurs are “a Halloween hoax.”
• Thinks fossils are planted or man-made.
• Todd responds:
• Politely calls her theory “baseless.”
• Says he felt uncomfortable when she got defensive.
• Hosts mediate:
• Try to find middle ground — “What if you just don’t talk about dinosaurs?”
• Todd declines — says it’d come up again eventually.
• Comedic moment:
• Launa mispronounces Triceratops as “Tricereptus.”
• Hosts joke lightly to keep tone playful.

5. CONCLUSION

• Hosts wrap up:
• “Well, looks like no second date here.”
• Todd bows out respectfully.
• Missy frustrated but stands by her beliefs.
• Funny sign-off:
• “Hey, Missy, maybe date a flat-earther next time.”
• Hosts laugh, music fades in.
• Reflection:
• “You never know what’s going to come up on a first date — politics, pineapple on pizza… or prehistoric creatures.”