Intro

• Standard show intro:
• “Tampa Bay’s Hometown Morning Krewe – J.R., Launa, and Kevin!”
• Reminder: “Commercial Free New Country 99.5 QYK”
• Tease for upcoming story:
• J.R. sets the scene: Kevin’s in a different studio, can’t hear off-air convos.
• Launa’s been laughing for an hour — hyping the story she’s about to tell.

Segment 1: The Setup

• J.R. and Kevin banter about the anticipation Launa built up.
• Kevin jokes: “This better be the funniest thing ever.”
• Launa warns: “No pressure!”

 

Segment 2: The Story Breakdown

“Meth, Fireworks, and a Dairy Queen Blizzard”

• Location: Pullman, Washington
• Incident:
• 40-year-old Elijah Reagan launches mortar-style firework into his ceiling.
• Result: apartment catches fire, 8 units damaged, dozens evacuated.
• High-speed police chase ensues — Elijah is smoking meth during pursuit.
• Police stop him with spike strips.
• Intense standoff: He refuses to exit vehicle.
• Negotiation twist:

“I’ll come out… but only if I get a Dairy Queen Blizzard.”

• Police agree, deliver Blizzard + hamburger via tactical robot.
• Only after finishing the Blizzard does Elijah surrender.
• Now facing charges of arson and evading police.

Segment 3: Host Reactions & Commentary

• J.R. & Kevin react to the absurdity:
• “Multitasker!”
• “They are delicious… especially after meth.”
• Jokes about what kind of Blizzard he might’ve ordered:
• Oreo, Butterfinger?
• General laughter and disbelief:
• “Didn’t start off great, but that ending… wow.”
• J.R. wraps up: “That was a good one.”