INTRO

• Host Welcome & Banter
• Quick hello and intro to the theme: “We’ve all had awkward phases growing up… today, we’re diving into the weird, the cringey, and the hilarious.”
• Tease a few of the stories to come (e.g., cat collar, werewolf pack, tennis racket rock star).

SEGMENT 1: Listener Confessions

• Funny Submissions from Listeners
• Cat Collar with Bell: “Thought it was cool… wore it to school.”
• Winnie the Pooh Rap Crew: “Pooh Daddy, Notorious TIG, Big O… Poohtang Clan.”
• Werewolf Pack: “Recruited students, involved a counselor, magic rituals… counselor got fired.”
• Spy Kid: “Briefcase, black gloves in summer, scanning for danger.”
• British Accent in the South: “Just thought it’d be a good idea.”
• Host Reactions
• Laughs, commentary, and light roasting
• “These are way better than ours…”

SEGMENT 2: Host Confessions

• Host 1 J.R.’s Story
• Corduroy Pants & Vans: “California beach bum look… oversized shirt, middle-parted hair.”
• Reflect on how bad the look was in hindsight.
• Host 2 Kevin’s Story
• Tennis Racket Rock Star:
• “Green Day, Offspring… jamming out with a tennis racket.”
• “Had friends pretending to be drummers.”
• “Could’ve been playing baseball… instead, I was pretending to be a lead singer.”
• “Still do air guitar today!”