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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 25: Sonic The Hedgehog attends the Sonic The Hedgehog Family Day Event on January 25, 2020 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/Getty Images)

Florida man in Sonic The Hedgehog mask tries to rob bank. Sonic the Hedgehog is gifted with Super-Sonic Speed. But in this case, moved way too slow. It all went down at the Florida Credit Union in DeLand, Florida. Our Florida Man walked in wearing his Sonic The Hedgehog mask, and carrying a hammer.

He used his hammer to bang on the teller window and demanded cash. The banging continued several times as the hedgehog became irritated. A bank manager confronted the hedgehog robber. He stopped banging on the window, and we’re guessing this is where the Super-Sonic speed came in handy. The hedgehog fled on foot. It’s not often a guy in a Sonic The Hedgehog mask tries to rob a bank. Must have been a slow day for hedgehogs with Super-Sonic Speed.

Thankfully no one was hurt during the attempt, and no money was stolen either. Police searched the area for any sign of the Super-Sonic suspect, but, of course – he was apparently too fast. No arrest made yet. But of you see a sonic flash, call the cops, or evil Dr. Eggman.

Source: Kotaku 


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Keith Connors: I trust dogs and horses, love country music, and country fried chicken. Fought many men, and loved only 1 woman. She's from Nashville, so it's all about the accent. Life is short. Simple goal every day - Make somebody smile. Peace ; )