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Keith Connors

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Top 5 signs you know your partner is The One. Most couples admit they realized things were getting serious when they met each other’s parents. But, there are other signs the relationship is gettin serious. She/He gets why it’s only pass interference when the other team commits it. Some examples: Whenever you ask, “How do I look?”, she/he knows to lie. She/He acts like that smell really did come from the dog. And now, the Top 5 –

She/He remembers important dates like your one-year anniversary. And six-month anniversary. And three-month anniversary. And one-month anniversary. And . . .

She/He comforts you when you start crying in front of the TV instead of saying, “You know wrestling’s not real, right?”

When she/he wants the thermostat at 70, but you want it at 75, she/he compromises and sets it to 75.

She/He doesn’t say, “Oh, I already loosened it,” after you open a jar for her. Even though you both know she/he already loosened it.

She/He gives you 90% of the shower caddy. No questions asked.

 


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I trust dogs and horses, love country music, and country fried chicken. Fought many men, and loved only 1 woman. She's from Nashville, so the accent. Life is short. Make somebody smile, Dog-gonnit. Haaaaaa.