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Time sure does fly. Right? Millennials are now, wait for it. Wait for it, Middle Aged. Ahhhhh! How do we know? By the crazy stuff they say. Like calling a 20 something “a kid.”  Or, the old standby, “they just don’t make ’em like they used to.”

So, Millennials are hitting their 40s. And there is social chatter about the struggle. It is real. Redditt is asking about the “most middle aged things” we say. Top answers include…

1.  “Calling a 21-year-old guy a ‘kid.'”

2.  “They just don’t make ’em like they used to” about good wood dressers.

3.  “Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.”

4.  “I haven’t had a drink in six months, maybe?  I’m not sober or anything, it’s just that alcohol makes me sleepy.”

5.  “At Home Depot, I said, ‘Oh yeah, that’s some good lumber.'”

6.  “You want to go out for dinner?  I can’t, I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad.”

7.  “I can’t have caffeine or I’ll never get to sleep . . . and I said that at 1:00 P.M.”

8.  “I was venting to a coworker about the noisy people living next to me and I actually said the words, ‘Damn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines.'”

Check all the answers out on Redditt HERE 



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