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Nights With Keebler

7p-12a

According to police reports,

A Florida woman was driving erratically, going in and out of her lane. When she was pulled over, the deputy saw she had been drinking White Claws.

Of course they’re laws when drinking claws, and she allegedly confessed to drinking the claws while driving.  Arguing they’re only 5% alcohol, but she didn’t win, and was placed under arrested.

This will forever put to bed the Claws unofficial motto.