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What has started as a joke on Facebook, has turned in to a possible assault on the top secret military installation “Area 51”.  It was built sometime around WWII, but was only used to test airplanes.  No one knew this however, because it was until 2013 that the U.S. Government actually acknowledged the existence of the base.  In the 1950’s the base was put into full power, right around the time of the UFO sightings.  Rosswell, Lobbock Lights, and many more sighting that happened in the Southwest.  Movies have been made, books have been written, and even a sitting president tried to knock down the gates once.

According to a former CIA agent, this is what Dwight D. Eisenhower wanted:(Source)

“We called the people in from MJ-12, from Area 51 and S-4, but they told us that the government had no jurisdiction over what they were doing…. I want you and your boss to fly out there. I want you to give them a personal message…. I want you to tell them, whoever is in charge, I want you to tell them that they have this coming week to get into Washington and to report to me. And if they don’t, I’m going to get the First Army from Colorado. we are going to go over and take the base over. I don’t care what kind of classified material you got. We are going to rip this thing apart.”

Not even a president could get in, but now 1.6 Million civilians think they can just storm the gate.

Ok guys, i feel like we need to formulate a game plan, Ive put together this easy to follow diagram here for a proposed...

Posted by Jackson Barnes on Thursday, July 4, 2019

They even have plans drawn out to make a successful raid.  I’m not saying this will work, but at least they’re somewhat thinking this through.

Let’s just say they get to the gate, and some of them make it through.  I’m pretty sure they will be met with either tear gas, tasers, or bullets.

Is it hilarious?  100%.  Do people really think they can take over the most top-secret base in the world?  I hope not.

What will most likely happen, 20 people will show up and all get arrested.  Deep down inside of me though, I want all 1.6 Million people to show up.