Well. There’s that.
Yes, because there was a stolen base tonight in Game 1 with the Red Sox and the Dodgers, you, yes you, are the proud owner of 1 free Taco Bell taco. It’s not $1.6 billion, but hey, at least you don’t have to pay taxes on your winnings. I mean had you won Mega Millions, you would have had to pay Uncle Sam hundreds of millions of dollars next April. Did you really want that burden?
Get your free taco Wednesday, November 1st between 2-6pm.
If you did win the $1.6 billion, you are now allowed to go get a free taco. I forbid it.