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BROOKLYN, NY - JUNE 27: People view a shark tank at the New York Aquarium in Coney Island June 27, 2005 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. A teenage boy was attacked by a shark off Cape San Blas, Florida, two days after a shark fatally attacked 14-year-old Jamie Marie Daigle on a beach in Destin. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

I know I know. You lifelong Floridians say this is no big deal. But as a guy who’s lived here for only 6 years, two things still freak me out. Sharks in rivers and sinkholes.