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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - APRIL 16: Bottles of Coca Cola sit in a cooler at a market on April 16, 2013 in San Francisco, California. Share prices of Coca Cola Co. surged as much as 5.8% today after the company reported better than expected first quarter profits. The stock surge is the largest intraday gain for Coca Cola since February 2009. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

You know those plastic bottles of Coke with a name on the back? It’s no surprise people left this one on the shelf. As uncommon of a name as it is, sure enough, when my friend in Sarasota turned the bottle label to display a “Share a Coke with _______” name, it said…

That ex that just won’t go the f away. #irma

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Now in Coca Cola’s defense, I’m sure these names were chosen a long time ago. But I have to thank my buddy for buying this one and taking one for the team. The name Irma is going to give us all the creeps for years to come.

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