The Pumpkin Onslaught Begins With... No. Please No.

Listen, I know for you pumpkin spice people, this time of year the anticipation is killing you. But for those of us who get nauseous at the mere smell of pumpkin, the next few months are terror. And now they're about to mess with one of my favorite candy bars.

Have your pumpkin spice lattes. Have your pumpkin pie. But really, pumpkin pie KIT KATS?

They had them in Japan. But they're coming to America.